Today is a sad day for millions of straight males in the world. Bob Guccione passed away in Dallas,Texas. This is the man who found a niche in the adult magazine world by producing a magazine with photos of women that weren't quite Playboy material but were high class enough to not be in Hustler or any of the other trash magazines.
He gave us longing looks from the girls and soft focus "mommy parts". And let's not forget the forum letters. For years I would think about how lucky these guys were. Sexual encounters with strangers that had no strings attached. Or the ones that ended with "should I feel guilty for the one night stand?". Man, where are these women? Guess I'm not going to the right bars or something or using the wrong cologne. Whatever it was, I must be the only one going home alone on a Friday night.
The stories would get better and better every month, until they started reading like romance novels. That's when I realized they were, for the most part, fake. Oh, well. They were fun to read.
Bob, I short arm saluted you and your girls every month and I think I can speak for every red blooded (straight) American male, by saying " Thanks for the mammories".
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